preschool diaries – kids say the darnedest things (round 2)

here are some more crazy things my kids at school say. i swear, they just keep getting funnier and funnier. i LOVE them! 🙂

“imma be a MAN today!”

“i’m gonna turn 21 on my next birffffday.” (he’s 3 haha)

“i’m sexy and i know it!”/”we’re not allowed to say that word!”

teacher: “i went on a plane to the grand canyon.” kid: “that’s why you crazy!”

“did you get a shot?”/”no, i got the pokes!”

“my mama, her thinks i’m crazy.”

“sometimes i have bubbles come out of my butt.”

“i don’t like straight-jackets!”

“i didn’t know you had a kid!” – one of the kids told me this when i brought my 10-year-old sister to school. haha.

“i have so much lipstick on my face, i can’t see out of my eyes.”

“why is he hugging you?”/”i’m not in love with him.”

“he told me to shut up!”/”he needed to stop talking.”

“your arm is really squishy.”

“my brudder drinks milk from mommy’s booties!”

“you are sleeping booty!

enjoy some pictures of my babies! 🙂


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